The general formula: you have two options, but feel bad taking one while the other is an option, and cannot take the other because the one is obviously superior, so you find yourself doing nothing. There are variations, but this is the theme.
crazy how in mad max they’re always guzzling water right from the hose and spilling like 90% of it on the ground. no wonder they don’t fucking have any
i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with “you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you.” and contained insults like “moldy sock” and threats like “i’ll steal your kneecaps”. all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.
That’s too funny, you’re not allowed to leave it in the tags.
